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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!

Bob Hope

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Apart Dog Miles Pet Tree
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Funny Hope Inspirational Sports
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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Balls Golf Play
I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Brother Country Day Die Husband Veterans
Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Dresses Funny Humorous Oil
The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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Act Agents Funny High Inside Trying
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Actors Comedy Parent
It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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May Watches World
That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Dieting Golf Loss Weight
Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Baseball Character Kids Personal Plot Side
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Courses Decide Golf Play Spring
I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Caddies Golf Lying
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Laughter
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars
I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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Actors Oscar Reassuring
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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Comedy Direction Helping Life Wondering
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles
It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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Day Next People See Sold Television
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Comedy Funny Marriage Two
Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Country Littles People Promise Way
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Funny Humorous Pointed Rip
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old

One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!

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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!

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