I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
BOB HOPEI see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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