I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
BOB HOPEI see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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