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Bob Hope

Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Country Funny Humorous People
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Funny Humorous Personality Talented
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Best Friend Talking Tire
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious
I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Adversity Better Lucky Now Pugs
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Caring Funny Laughter Transform Unbearable
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Dresses Funny Humorous Oil
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Drinking Kissing Tea
I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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Aircraft Asked Bob Obsolete Type Worry
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Country Funny Humorous
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Frozen Guy People
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Acting Awards Hollywood Press Thinking

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