Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
BOB HOPEThere’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
More Bob Hope Quotes
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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