My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
BOB HOPEThere’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
More Bob Hope Quotes
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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