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When you get over 95, every day is your day.

Bob Hope

It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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Average Funny Humorous
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Extra Pages Personally Turning
Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Country Fog Funny Remove
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Anything Resist Temptation
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Country Funny Government Humorous People
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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Christmas Holiday Old Fashioned Xmas
The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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Funny Handshake Tired Water
Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Funny Humorous Italian
There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Funny Humorous Pointed Rip

When you get over 95, every day is your day.

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