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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies

Bob Hope

I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Although Beautiful Girl Lucky Over Thing Whole
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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Aircraft Asked Bob Obsolete Type Worry
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Belief Comedian Funny Humorous
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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England Funny Humorous Performance
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Comedy Funny Marriage Two
I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Get Golf Names Vain
Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Dresses Funny Humorous Oil
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay
I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Anymore Country Funny Soon Space
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Best Friend Talking Tire
I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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Dies Golf Pain Swings
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
BOB HOPE

Golf Paramedic Play Trying

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