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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.

Bob Hope

That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Dieting Golf Loss Weight
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Country Funny Humorous
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Fans Letters Raspberries
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Funny Humble Humor
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Age Golf Live Shoot
I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Boxing Canvas Funny Sports
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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Comedy Direction Helping Life Wondering
The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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Act Agents Funny High Inside Trying
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Country Dirty People War
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Country Funny People Sorry War
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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May Watches World
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Get Golf Names Vain
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Drinking Kissing Tea
Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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Discover Funny Money Taken
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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England Funny Humorous Performance

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