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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.

Bob Hope

I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Extra Pages Personally Turning
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly
I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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Dies Golf Pain Swings
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Able Although Country Lost Reservation
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay
Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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Appreciate Want War Winding
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Acting Awards Hollywood Press Thinking
Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Singing Sweet Trying
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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Day Next People See Sold Television
The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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Act Agents Funny High Inside Trying
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Arrive Giving Ideas Still Two

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