I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
BOB HOPEI’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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