Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
BOB HOPEI’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
More Bob Hope Quotes
-
-
Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
BOB HOPE -
You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
BOB HOPE -
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
BOB HOPE -
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
BOB HOPE -
You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
BOB HOPE -
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
BOB HOPE -
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
BOB HOPE -
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
BOB HOPE -
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
BOB HOPE -
The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
BOB HOPE -
Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
BOB HOPE -
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
BOB HOPE -
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
BOB HOPE -
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
BOB HOPE -
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
BOB HOPE -
I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
BOB HOPE -
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
BOB HOPE -
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
BOB HOPE -
A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
BOB HOPE -
I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
BOB HOPE -
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
BOB HOPE -
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
BOB HOPE -
I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
BOB HOPE -
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
BOB HOPE -
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
BOB HOPE -
Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
BOB HOPE