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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!

Bob Hope

If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Country Funny Humorous People
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Concentrate Grandchildren One Thing Tim
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning
I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Friend Funny Hate Inspiration
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Men President Six
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Golf Swimming Work Out
Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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Blow Home Hurricane Tornadoes Typhoon Worry
Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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Appreciate Want War Winding
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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Bars Golf Hotter Play
A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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Doctors Funny Heart Operating Table

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