I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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More Bob Hope Quotes
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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