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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!

Bob Hope

The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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Button Country Funny Hotel Humorous Maid Press Room Service
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Golf Mistake Persian Waiting Way
I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Anymore Country Funny Soon Space
Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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Discover Funny Money Taken
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Best Friend Talking Tire
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Balls Golf Nation Slice Worry
My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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Doors Even Garage Love Makin Next
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Apart Dog Miles Pet Tree
I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Adversity Better Lucky Now Pugs
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Funny Humorous Littles
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles

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