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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.

Bob Hope

It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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Funny Hilarious Sympathy Witty
Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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Ambulance Golf Golfer Guy Slowly Speaks Time Way
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Funny Humorous Littles
The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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Button Country Funny Hotel Humorous Maid Press Room Service
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Age Golf Play Tried Weight
Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Anything Resist Temptation
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Laughter
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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Heart Humor Laughter
It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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May Watches World
There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Funny Humorous Paris
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater

I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.

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