I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
BOB HOPEI can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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