I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
BOB HOPEI can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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