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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.

Bob Hope

Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Although Beautiful Girl Lucky Over Thing Whole
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Drinking Kissing Tea
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Age Golf Play Tried Weight
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Get Golf Names Vain
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Country Funny Humorous People
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Brother Country Day Die Husband Veterans

It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.

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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.

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