Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
BOB HOPEThe only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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