I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
BOB HOPEDon’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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