In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
BOB HOPEDon’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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