For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
BOB HOPEDon’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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