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Bob Hope

Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Citizen Funny Golf Hope
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Games Golf Hope Look People Ruin
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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Failure Girlfriend House Sex
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Fans Letters Raspberries
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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Christmas Holiday Old Fashioned Xmas
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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Bars Golf Hotter Play
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay

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