England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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More Bob Hope Quotes
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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