Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
BOB HOPEI’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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