Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
BOB HOPEI’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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