Sweaters Quotes

I’ve about decided that’s the main thing that separates happy people from the other people: the feeling that you’re a practical item, with a use, like a sweater or a socket wrench.

We need a plague. It’s gotta happen. And don’t worry, it’s only gonna kill the weak. Seriously. Put on a sweater, take some vitamins, you’re gonna be fine! We gotta let mother nature do her thing, man. She keeps trying to help us out and we won’t let her do it.

And when I’m on the microphone you best to wear your sweater, Cause I’m cooler than a polar bear’s toenails, Oh hell, there he go again.

I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.