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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.

Bob Hope

In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Funny Humorous Littles
I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Anymore Country Funny Soon Space
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Balls Golf Nation Slice Worry
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Golf Paramedic Play Trying
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Animal Running White
Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Country Fog Funny Remove
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Funny Humorous Pointed Rip
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Belief Comedian Funny Humorous
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Jesus News Pissed
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Aspiration Funny Presidential Running States
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television

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