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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.

Bob Hope

I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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Aircraft Asked Bob Obsolete Type Worry
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Country Littles People Promise Way
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Friend Funny Hate Inspiration
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Arrive Giving Ideas Still Two
Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Agents Lying Typical
Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Country Fog Funny Remove
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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Funny Humorous Night Reason Same
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Laughter
I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Although Beautiful Girl Lucky Over Thing Whole
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Caddies Division Fame Golf
I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Adversity Better Lucky Now Pugs
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People

Television is the box they buried entertainment in.

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