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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.

Bob Hope

Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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England Funny Humorous Performance
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous
I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Funny Humorous Running
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Comedy Funny Marriage Two
That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Dieting Golf Loss Weight
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Get Golf Names Vain
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Drinking Kissing Tea
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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Funny Item People Telling Years
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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One Should Taxes Travel Years
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Golf Mistake Persian Waiting Way
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Country Dirty People War
When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Beautiful Break Breathing Miss Strength
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Concentrate Grandchildren One Thing Tim
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Age Golf Live Shoot
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Arrive Giving Ideas Still Two
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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Bars Golf Hotter Play
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Country Humorous People Soup
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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Drinking Night Suffering

To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.

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