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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.

Bob Hope

I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
BOB HOPE

Brother Country Day Die Husband Veterans
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
BOB HOPE

Funny Giving Humor
I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
BOB HOPE

Country People Political Jokes
Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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Appreciate Want War Winding
I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
BOB HOPE

Anymore Country Funny Soon Space
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
BOB HOPE

Acting Awards Hollywood Press Thinking
I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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One Should Taxes Travel Years
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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England Hair Line One
That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
BOB HOPE

Dieting Golf Loss Weight
I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Carter Done Nothing People
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
BOB HOPE

Button Country Funny Hotel Humorous Maid Press Room Service
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Extra Pages Personally Turning
It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Better Couple Funny Humorous
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
BOB HOPE

England Funny Humorous Performance

To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.

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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.

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