We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
BOB HOPEI don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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