Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
BOB HOPEThere are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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