That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
BOB HOPEMilton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
More Bob Hope Quotes
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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