Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
BOB HOPEMilton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
More Bob Hope Quotes
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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