The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
BOB HOPEMilton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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