The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
BOB HOPEBigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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