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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

Bob Hope

Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Each Lines Nothing Other Stock Way
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Aspiration Funny Presidential Running States
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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Drinking Night Suffering
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Apart Dog Miles Pet Tree
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles
I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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Bars Golf Hotter Play
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Golf Paramedic Play Trying
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Courses Decide Golf Play Spring

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