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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

Bob Hope

I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Age Golf Play Tried Weight
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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Comedy Direction Helping Life Wondering
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Balls Golf Nation Slice Worry
A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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Doctors Funny Heart Operating Table
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Dieting Friend Good Loss Weight
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning
By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Eighteen Engaged Finished Foursome
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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Funny Item People Telling Years
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Country Dirty People War
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Frozen Guy People

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