The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
BOB HOPEI ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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