Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
BOB HOPEI do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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