And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
BOB HOPEI do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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