As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
BOB HOPEEighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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