Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
BOB HOPEAnd on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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