Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
BOB HOPEYou know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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