She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
BOB HOPEThe home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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