I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
BOB HOPEThe home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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