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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.

Bob Hope

If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Age Calculate Fingers Rings
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Golf Swimming Work Out
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Concentrate Grandchildren One Thing Tim
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Actors Comedy Parent
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Country Humorous People Soup
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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Funny Item People Telling Years
I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Funny Humorous Running
Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Anything Resist Temptation
We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Able Although Country Lost Reservation
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Agents Lying Typical
I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Carter Done Nothing People

Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.

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