And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
BOB HOPEOn one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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