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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.

Bob Hope

She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
BOB HOPE

America Funny Humorous
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Funny Humorous Rocks
US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Ford Gerald Golf President
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Courses Decide Golf Play Spring
It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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May Watches World
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Frozen Guy People
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Dieting Friend Good Loss Weight
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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Act Agents Funny High Inside Trying
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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England Funny Humorous Performance
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Funny Hope Inspirational Sports

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