Please don’t stand up on my account.
BOB HOPEBe happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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