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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.

Bob Hope

President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Apart Dog Miles Pet Tree
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Animal Running White
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Extra Pages Personally Turning
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater
Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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Discover Funny Money Taken
There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Funny Humorous Paris
Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Anything Resist Temptation
I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Caddies Golf Lying
Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Agents Lying Typical
I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Carter Done Nothing People
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Caring Funny Laughter Transform Unbearable

Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.

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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.

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