Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
BOB HOPEBe happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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