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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands

Bob Hope

Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Congratulations Dark House
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Friend Funny Hate Inspiration
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious
When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Beautiful Break Breathing Miss Strength
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater
There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Funny Humorous Paris
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Animal Running White
It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Better Couple Funny Humorous
Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Baseball Character Kids Personal Plot Side
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Home Marriage Years
The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Bombers Bombs Hell
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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England Hair Line One

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