The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
BOB HOPECulture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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