Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
BOB HOPEHe hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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