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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.

Bob Hope

I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Before Draw Engage Money Only Trouble
We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Ashes Country Funny Humorous People
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Funny Humble Humor
I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Funny Humorous Running
I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Friend Funny Hate Inspiration
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Citizen Funny Golf Hope
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Dieting Golf Loss Weight
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Golf Paramedic Play Trying

Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.

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