The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
BOB HOPERonald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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