I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
BOB HOPERonald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
BOB HOPEFor the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
BOB HOPEHe hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
BOB HOPEI was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
BOB HOPEWhen I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Through the Rosary the faithful receive abundant grace, as though from the very hands of the Mother of the Redeemer.
POPE JOHN PAUL IIPope John Paul II
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The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
BOB HOPEThe help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
BOB HOPEGolf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Pope John Paul II
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
BOB HOPEI once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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Once in a while, people enter our lives and lessen the loneliness of being away from Home.
YASMIN MOGAHEDYasmin Mogahed
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My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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