As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
BOB HOPEI love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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