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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.

Bob Hope

Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Games Golf Hope Look People Ruin
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Each Lines Nothing Other Stock Way
One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Balls Forever Gifts Good Greatest Laughter Thank
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Bombers Bombs Hell
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Funny Humorous Personality Talented
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Jesus News Pissed
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Adversity Better Lucky Now Pugs
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Concentrate Grandchildren One Thing Tim
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater
My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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Gun Makeup Men Spray
I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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One Should Taxes Travel Years
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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