The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
BOB HOPEI like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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