A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
BOB HOPEI was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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