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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.

Bob Hope

Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Ford Gerald Golf President
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Funny Hope Inspirational Sports
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People
We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Ashes Country Funny Humorous People
The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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Act Agents Funny High Inside Trying
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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Blow Home Hurricane Tornadoes Typhoon Worry
My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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Gun Makeup Men Spray
It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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May Watches World
It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Better Couple Funny Humorous
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Caddies Golf Lying
Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Country Fog Funny Remove
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television

I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.

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