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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.

Bob Hope

I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
BOB HOPE

Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards
A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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Doctors Funny Heart Operating Table
Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Congratulations Dark House
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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Doors Even Garage Love Makin Next
I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Although Beautiful Girl Lucky Over Thing Whole
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
BOB HOPE

Beautiful Break Breathing Miss Strength

It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.

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