Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
BOB HOPEShe spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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