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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.

Bob Hope

Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Best Friend Talking Tire
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Anymore Country Funny Soon Space
Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Baseball Character Kids Personal Plot Side
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Doing Nothing Kissing Light
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Drinking Kissing Tea
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Cold Hands Pockets Politician
Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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Drinking Night Suffering
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Before Draw Engage Money Only Trouble
You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Age Calculate Fingers Rings
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Funny Humorous Personality Talented
US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Ford Gerald Golf President

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.

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