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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

Bob Hope

I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Boxing Canvas Funny Sports
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Golf Swimming Work Out
The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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Act Agents Funny High Inside Trying
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Funny Hope Inspirational Sports
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Frozen Guy People
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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Funny Item People Telling Years
There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Funny Humorous Pointed Rip
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Country Humorous People Soup
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

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