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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.

Bob Hope

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Funny Humorous Paris
My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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Gun Makeup Men Spray
The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Bombers Bombs Hell
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Agents Lying Typical
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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Heart Humor Laughter
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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England Hair Line One
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Caddies Division Fame Golf
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful

There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.

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