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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.

Bob Hope

She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Golf Paramedic Play Trying
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Extra Pages Personally Turning
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Funny Humorous Running
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Caddies Division Fame Golf
The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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Act Agents Funny High Inside Trying
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Drinking Kissing Tea
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life

There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.

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