Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
BOB HOPEWe flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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