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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.

Bob Hope

I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Boxing Canvas Funny Sports
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Animal Running White
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Brother Country Day Die Husband Veterans
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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Doctors Funny Heart Operating Table
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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Comedy Direction Helping Life Wondering
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous
I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Although Beautiful Girl Lucky Over Thing Whole
We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Golf Mistake Persian Waiting Way
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Dieting Golf Loss Weight
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Citizen Funny Golf Hope
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Comedy Funny Marriage Two

We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.

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