I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
BOB HOPEWe flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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