I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
BOB HOPE
We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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I love the feeling of being anonymous in a city I’ve never been before.
BILL BRYSON -
Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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The bottom line is that TV can either be a great asset to your career, or if you’re a complete ass that people hate, it can be the final nail in your coffin.
BRET MICHAELS -
It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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