I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
BOB HOPEWe flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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