Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
BOB HOPELots of travel, away from home.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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