I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
BOB HOPEI tell jokes to pay my green fees.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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