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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England

Bob Hope

You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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Book Funny Reading
A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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Fields Flatterers Golf Shooting
I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Anymore Country Funny Soon Space
My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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Doors Even Garage Love Makin Next
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Congratulations Dark House
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Funny Humorous Running
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Funny Humorous Italian
I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Brother Country Day Die Husband Veterans
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Funny Humorous Pointed Rip
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Acting Awards Hollywood Press Thinking
US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Ford Gerald Golf President
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Country Humorous People Soup
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Apart Dog Miles Pet Tree
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Caddies Division Fame Golf
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Actors Comedy Parent
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather

He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England

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