I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
BOB HOPEDid you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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