I have too much money invested in sweaters.
BOB HOPETelevision. That’s where movies go when they die.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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