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Bob Hope

It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Caddies Division Fame Golf
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Caddies Golf Lying
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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Balls Golf Play
We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Able Although Country Lost Reservation
We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Golf Mistake Persian Waiting Way
The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Before Draw Engage Money Only Trouble
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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May Watches World
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Fans Letters Raspberries
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Friend Funny Hate Inspiration
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Funny Hope Inspirational Sports
My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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Doors Even Garage Love Makin Next
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Laughter
I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Although Beautiful Girl Lucky Over Thing Whole
Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Anything Resist Temptation
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Drinking Kissing Tea
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars

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